Monday, November 29, 2010

The Brewhaha on...James Bond (Daniel Craig)

The name’s Bond.  James Bond.
-The last five words you’ll hear from 007

"Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name...
"
-Chris Cornell, discussing the life of 007

Craig, always a charismatic presence, often looks unsettled by that dislocation; his sex scenes are more energetic than those of his predecessors but even less convincing; he is hardly allowed any comedy. As a result, by the end of a curiously back-to-front film, when he finally gets his theme tune and introduces himself - 'Bond. James Bond' - he, like the creaky franchise itself, seems profoundly unsure whether he is coming or going.
-Tim Adams, The Observer

"I never thought I would see a Bond movie where I cared, actually cared, about the people. But I care about Bond, and about Vesper Lynd (Eva Green), even though I know that (here it comes) a Martini Vesper is shaken, not stirred.  [...]  Vesper and James have a shower scene that answers, at last, why nobody in a Bond movie ever seems to have any real emotions."
-Roger Ebert, on "Casino Royale"

There’s very little left to explain about James Bond, the secret agent who has basically kickstarted an entire genre.  Even if you’ve never seen a Bond movie in your life, you’ve hopefully at least heard of Bond, are familiar with the tuxedo-donning, high-speed-racing, gadget-wielding, rooftop-jumping, cloak-and-dagger, master marksman and agent of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, heralded only by his simple introduction of “Bond.  James Bond.”

The world’s most popular and prolific secret agent has a career spanning almost fifty years, with a series of novels spanning even longer than that.  James Bond made his debut in Ian Fleming's 1953 novel Casino Royale, and went on to make his first big screen appearance in the 1962 film “Dr. No.”  Since then, he’s been in nearly twenty-five films, with portrayals by a half dozen actors (twice that many, if you count the 1955 and 1969 versions of “Casino Royale”).  Fans have debated which of the Bond actors has portrayed the best Bond, which Bond girls are the hottest, which villains are the most compelling, etc.

Personally, my first foray into the world of 007 was with a movie and a Bond many fans have eviscerated—specifically, “The Man With the Golden Gun,” one of the campier 70’s films featuring Roger Moore.  This particular film featured one of the most reviled Bond girls ever, Mary Goodnight, a supposedly skilled government agent who was basically there to get rescued.  As a teenager, I never really saw anything wrong with that.

The three main Bonds that typically come to mind are Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan.  Oh, and that new guy, too.  Sean Connery, as the original flavor, is typically viewed as the best of the Bonds, creating a character who was both suave and cultured, and a cold, efficient killer.  Roger Moore was the more comedic brand of Bond, playing the character with a certain amount of class while milking his situations for every joke he could get.  Brosnan came in during the 90’s to carry on the Bond franchise as an action series, and regardless of his own strengths and weaknesses, is still the face of Bond for many people.

Of course, the shortcomings of the Brosnan era became apparent as the tone grew closer to the campier Moore films, and the films became more tech-heavy and reliant on gimmicks than the interactions between the characters.  After the critical failure of “Die Another Day,” both the filmmakers and the audience were looking for something different.  So the first thing they went for, needless to say, was a blond Bond…

The two latest Bond films, “Casino Royale” (the 2006 version) and “Quantum of Solace” are meant to evoke a more down-to-earth feel, with a James Bond who is more flawed and closer to the original version created by Fleming.  The plots are less about the gadgets and action pieces and more driven by the basic thematic elements surrounding the character of Bond.  Rumor has it that another film is in production, and due for release some time in 2012.  But of course, we are getting ahead of ourselves…

Daniel Craig plays 007 at the beginning of his illustrious career.  His films are set in a contemporary period, but as evidenced by the grisly opening of “Casino Royale,” Bond has just earned his license to kill.  Craig’s Bond is rougher around the edges, and is outright labeled as a “blunt instrument” by Judi Dench’s M.  You get a real sense of the man behind the monster (and vice versa), a closer look at his vulnerabilities as well as an ego unchecked by even MI6.  He’s a man who’s unsurpassed at what he does, but as he himself admits, he’s someone who would never be able to hold down an honest job.

Craig has drawn criticism from some Bond fans precisely because he’s so different from his predecessors.  Worlds away from the classy spy made famous by Connery, Moore, and Brosnan, I can see where these criticisms are coming from, due in no small part to the fact that Craig’s Bond is a blunt instrument, a hired killer and thug who tears through a city leaving nothing but destruction in his wake…and he never gets fired.  The old school Bond is someone who can make the impossible happen, in a world that desperately needs saving.  The new Bond is basically a cowboy cop of the breed found in so many action movies, except on a more global scale and with no qualms about leaving an embassy in ruins.  As M puts it, “I miss the good old days when a rogue spy would at least have the decency to quit.”

The old world of Bond was a world where the victory of good over evil was a given.  The new world of Bond is where a blond menace with a chip on his shoulder is allowed to wreak as much havoc as possible.  Within fifteen minutes of “Casino Royale,” it’s become clear that, in trying to reflect a more flawed Bond, the film’s creators have gone too far in the other direction by creating a flawed Bond and then enabling him.  They have created a world where Bond is allowed to pursue his “quantum of solace”…with a vengeance!

The threat of Bond himself is exacerbated by the sheer lack of presence on the part of the so-called villains.  Le Chiffre, the mastermind behind “Casino Royale,” is basically trying to get his money back in a poker tournament while staying one step ahead of the “repo” men.  Dominic Green was…what was he trying to do, anyway?  That’s one of the pieces of info I honestly missed the first time around in “Quantum of Solace.”  (It probably doesn’t help that he screams like a girl whenever he throws around that axe.)  Both of them are despicable individuals in their own right, though, and I will say that they fit the overall tone of the new movies.  In any case, “Casino Royale” and “Quantum of Solace” aren’t really villain-driven movies anyway.

Are the latest two movies politically correct?  No, because the Bond series in general isn’t politically correct.  It never has been politically correct.  The Bond movies are still a world where you can have a “good” Bond girl and a “bad” Bond girl…or in the case of the latest two films, a “dead” Bond girl and the one who manages to get away.  In the latter case, “Casino Royale” gives us the one who got away, Vesper Lynd (Eva Green), who ends up becoming the love of his life, while “Quantum of Solace” gives us a Bond girl who, in the mold of several other movies, is a woman out for revenge and a match for 007 himself.  Both Vesper and Camille are reflections of 007, one reflecting the lover, the other mirroring the killer.

Daniel Craig’s Bond benefits from a more down-to-earth series of films which have grounded 007 in reality, and given us a fresh take on a film series almost fifty years in the making.  However, his flaws include being a cowboy cop of the highest caliber, and removing much of the charm of the older Bonds, making what can seem to be little more than a series of action films.  “Casino Royale” was a new beginning, with a new Bond, in a new world.  “Quantum of Solace” builds on this reboot, giving us a tale of revenge as Bond seeks to avenge the fallen Vesper.  Already, the Craig series is falling into its own “formula”:  007 gets mad, people die.  It’s a formula that’s worked for years, if not centuries.  However, with the revenge plot unfolding, Bond is fast on its way to becoming “just another action film."

Note:  The Brewsky is...a man who takes care of business.  He makes...contributions.  He...reviews movies.  He's what you might call...a half-monk, half-hitman.  And when push comes to shove, the "half-monk" can slide.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Brewhaha on..."(500) Days of Summer"

She’s just a girl.  She’s just a girl, who wants to keep it casual.  Which is why she’s in my bedroom right now, but that’s casual.  That’s what casual people do.
-The male lead, before walking back in to have sex with the mistress of the mixed message

This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront:  This is not a love story.
-The narrator

Boy meets girl, boy loses girl. It's been done to emo death. That's why the sublimely smart-sexy-joyful-sad (500) Days of Summer hits you like a blast of pure romantic oxygen.
-Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

Dude, this movie will change your life!  It’ll help you get over that stupid girl of yours!
-A buddy of mine

What?
-Me

So goes the hype (and criticism) for the 2009 romance flick that isn’t quite a romance flick, (500) Days of Summer, the story of the highs, the lows, and everything in between for a young man who falls in love, falls out of love, and struggles to find out which is which.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (from “3rd Rock From the Sun,” as well as that one movie where he’s stuck in a dream) plays Tom, the character who acts as a stand-in for every male ever and has a job writing messages for greeting cards.  (I wish I was making that up.)  Our hero and greeting card specialist ends up falling in love with the title character, played by Zooey Deschanel.  From there, the rest is history—five hundred days of history, to be exact. 

The plot progresses in a non-linear fashion, moving back and forth along Tom’s spell with Summer, almost as if Tom himself is looking back on his time with her.  One minute he’s breaking plates to liven up his kitchen and drown out the pain of his breakup, the next he’s at his desk, seeing Summer for the first time.  You see him dancing through the street following the above quote at the beginning, and then you see him a year later, dragging himself in to work after another lonely, sleepless night.  (Again, I wish I was making the “dancing” part up.)

Summer, for her part, is the girl we would all want.  She’s smart, beautiful, and apparently into indie music.  Most importantly, though, she’s also in love with our friendly neighborhood greeting card writer…for, oh, about the first 250 days. 

The important thing about this particular picture is that it is not a love story.  This is a story about two kids who happen to be in love, or who happen to think they are in love, or possibly are trying to decide what “love” really is.  In fact, the plot is driven by Summer’s own struggle to discover true love, or to even so much as figure out what true love means to her.  Without her discovery of true love, there basically is no movie.

In all honesty, the ending left me with a bad taste in my mouth for a moment.  Obviously the movie is called “500 Days of Summer,” rather than “‘Til Death Do Us Part” or “I Will Always Love You.”  Or “Diamonds Are Forever…Until They Die Hard.”  With this in mind, you can pretty much guess how it ends.  Unfortunately, if one takes the ending at face value, the moral of the story becomes less a matter of defining love and how we deal with it, and more a matter of, “Hey, since you’re here, babe…”

The truth, though, is that this isn’t a romance movie.  Or a romantic comedy, even.  It has elements of romance and comedy, but overall this movie doesn’t fall square into either of those categories.  It’s more of an unrelenting, realistic look at what “love” really means.  The fact of the matter is that “one and only” in our lives may not actually be our one and only, which is why we shouldn’t be taking our love lives so seriously.  The fact of the matter is this is a “romance” movie from guys, about guys, for guys.  Especially for guys who have ever come out of a really bad breakup, or are simply having a hard time with the women in their lives.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, it’s okay if you want to just be friends, Jenny Beckman.  I realize you weren’t looking for anything serious, and I can respect that, Jenny Beckman.  I don’t even need you, Jenny Beckman.  So get out of my life, Jenny Beckman.  Yeah, and take those “Twilight” books with you, Jenny Olivia Beckman.  (God, that is such a hot name…)

So overall, is “(500) Days of Summer” a good movie?  Yes it is.  Is it a great movie?  Yeah…no.  Like I said before, the ending was a tad bittersweet in my book, and it left me thinking, “Nah, I don’t think so.”  Again, this is a good movie, this is a really, really good movie, but the “meh” ending is just enough to keep it from being a great movie.  That being said, this movie is also a refreshing take on the very overused “boy meets girl” formula, and I would definitely say it’s worth checking out.

Note:  The Brewksy is an enthusiastic contributor and movie reviewer,
With a very nice desk and office.
But in his darkest hour, when he’s lost his love, his heart, his very life to her,
He must find his Quantum of Solace…

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Brewhaha on..."Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I"


Harry: "I thought you knew what you’d signed up for."
Ron: "Yeah, I thought I did too."
Harry: "So what part of it isn't living up to your expectations? Did you think we’d be staying in five-star hotels? Finding a Horcrux every other day? Did you think you’d be back to Mummy by Christmas?"
-The war against the Dark Lord begins…

Sideshow Bob:  The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
Bart:  Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
Sideshow Bob:  It's a four-year-old book!
Bart:  I'm a slow reader.”
-The Simpsons, discussing the last book and the importance of spoilers

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I is all tease, zero payoff. No investment banker left standing could fail to applaud the studio's initiative in halving the seventh and last book in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series to squeeze the goose for more gold. But a movie that plays like a 146-minute trailer for the actual final chapter — Part II opens next July in 3D! — is a definite cheat.”
-Peter Travers, RollingStone.com

Sure, in terms of action and plot events, not a heck of a lot happens. But we get to see the characters raw and frayed – almost junkie-like – without the saccharine pill coating that usually helps us swallow the bad stuff that happens in Harry Potter Land.  Who knows what awaits in Part II? (Well, besides 300 million folks.)
-Mike Ward, Richmond.com

So goes the hype (and criticism) for “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1,” the penultimate installment of the Harry Potter saga a decade in the making (and a tad longer than that if you’ve been following the books).  The world’s most famous boy wizard and his friends return in their seventh and final year to combat the evil Lord Voldemort, who has taken over the Ministry of Magic and renewed his reign of terror.

Well, what is there to say about Harry Potter that hasn’t already been said?  We’ve been with him through seven books and six movies already, since that fateful day when You-Know-Who decided to carve a lightning bolt in his head at the ripe old age of about five minutes.  We’ve been with him in his hellhole of a childhood home, the discovery of his ability as a wizard, his journey through the wondrous school of Hogwarts, and the various friends and enemies he’s made over the years.  Even his supporting cast, from the sagely headmaster Dumbledore, to his professors McGonagall and Snape, and of course his BFF’s Hermione and Ron, have all become household names at this point.

For those of you who have been following the series, it should be said that this is easily the darkest entry in the series.  For those of you who haven’t been following Harry Potter at all, it should still be said that this is the darkest entry in the series.  The opening credits make this abundantly clear, with the Warner Bros. logo slowly rusting amid a cloudy backdrop and a swelling, pumping orchestra that wouldn’t sound out of place in “The Dark Knight” (or frankly, anything by Christopher Nolan).  Our first scene is an emergency press conference with the Ministry of Magic, and then we join Voldemort and his merry men and women…

This really shouldn’t be news to anyone, though.  Harry Potter has its roots in the more light-hearted vein of fantasy, but once he takes on a Basilisk in Book 2, Rowling and her characters never look back, with each new entry in the series darker than the last.  The series has always been building up to Potter’s final confrontation with Voldemort, and Deathly Hallows is definitely no exception.

Part 1 of Deathly Hallows finds our heroes as far away from Hogwarts as possible; with Dumbledore’s dea…you know he’s dead, right?…the characters are most concerned about keeping Harry away from Voldemort.  Apart from the occasional confrontation with the Death Eaters and the now-corrupt Ministry, Harry, Ron, and Hermione spend most of the movie hiding in forests, plains, canyons, people’s houses, you name it.  This edition to the series is more plot-driven than the others; it’s less about Harry adjusting to the wizarding world and more of a action thriller chronicling their uphill struggle against the greatest enemy the wizarding world has ever known.

Of course, if the plot drives the movie, the plot itself is driven by our three main characters.  Voldemort very seldom appears, but his influence is felt throughout the movie.  Slowly but surely, Harry and the others are simply overwhelmed by a world at the mercy of their sworn enemy.  More than any of the other movies, we get a sense of the coming of age story between our three BFF’s.  Nowhere is this more apparent than with Harry, as we finally get a sense of the enormous burden on our hero’s shoulders.  Harry wants to do something, anything, and his frantic quest to stop Voldemort drives a lot of the emotional weight of the movie.

Interspersed throughout the movie are some tightly-plotted action pieces.  Deathly Hallows kicks off with an aerial chase as the Order of the Phoenix tries to get Harry away from the Death Eaters, culminating in…well, high voltage, that’s all you need to know.  From there, our heroes proceed to re-enact the Bourne and Christopher Nolan class of action movies, with one notable confrontation in a cafĂ© as Harry’s BFF’s and a pair of Death Eaters proceed to literally shoot the place up.  However, one scene goes a bit too far in the direction of the Bourne trilogy; specifically, their race against Fenrir Grayback sees a lot of that “shaky cam” that’s in a lot of movies lately.  It’s a trick directors like to use to make a scene more “tense”; unfortunately, it was one of the few scenes where the movie really lost my attention.

Speaking strictly as (*disclaimer!) someone who has never read the books, I can say that they found a good cutoff point between Parts 1 and 2.  It could have ended on a less than perfect note.  Instead, it ended with Fenrir, the Malfoys, an axe-crazy Bellatrix, and of course, Dobby.  They say it’s always darkest before the dawn, and short of the upcoming Hogwarts battle (c’mon, people, it’s a four-year-old…uh, three-year-old book), it doesn’t get much darker than that.

So overall, is “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I” a good movie?  Yes.  In fact, let’s just go ahead and make the jump to “great movie.”  If nothing else, it has left me anxious for Part II.  (Although it probably wouldn’t have killed them to come up with a decent shorthand title…)

Note:  The Brewsky is an enthusiastic contributor and movie reviewer, and a horcrux of He Who Must Not Be Named.  He also kills Ron in the second to last chapter.  Seriously, how do you not know that?  He kills Ron, and then Hermione kills him.  How?  You mean you don’t know how?  C’mon, she used that one spell, with the…y’know, the thing with her finger.  C’mon, this is first-year stuff…

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Brewhaha on..."Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear"

Are you READY!?  To RESTORE!?  SANITY!!??”
-Jon Stewart, introducing just the right amount of energy to his rally

Civility is Sexy.
-One of the protestors’ signs

NPR journalists may not participate in marches and rallies involving causes or issues that NPR covers, nor should they sign petitions or otherwise lend their name to such causes, or contribute money to them. This restriction applies to the upcoming John Stewart and Stephen Colbert rallies.
-Memo sent to all NPR employees

“So when the Comedy Central duo descends on Washington, NPR staffers will have to show up incognito. We hear Target is selling some totally creepy Obama masks.  That might do the trick.”
-Nate Freeman, The New York Observer, in response to reading the memo

While I wasn't too terribly impressed with the comedic content on this occasion, I was nevertheless plenty moved by Stewart's soliloquy on decency and how the overamplification of our worst impulses and arguments tend to overshadow it. […] We're taught to think of democracy as two sides that want a chance to steal the other's birthday, instead of a democracy in which ideas compete with one another. But we go on with life together, once elections end.
-Jason Linkins, “My Day At the Rally to Restore Sanity,” The Huffington Post

Tonight on a very special edition of the Brewhaha, we discuss someone who would be one of the most controversial men in America, if he wasn’t following in the footsteps of one Glenn Beck, and if he wasn’t so damn hilarious.

Jon Stewart hasn’t come to be one of the most trusted men in news for nothing, even if he is ultimately a “fake” newsman.  The Daily Show, following its initial three-year run with Craig Kilborn, reached a turning point along with the new millennium, making a voice for itself in the political scene in the years during and after the 2000 elections and the 9/11 attacks.  Since then, Stewart has interviewed government officials, heads of state, and just last Wednesday met with President Obama, the first time a sitting president has been on "The Daily Show."  Throughout the show's award-winning run, Stewart and his correspondents have attacked the absurdities in government and the media.

The Rally to Restore Sanity found its roots in one of Stewart’s media rivals, the conservative lunatic pundit Glenn Beck, who hosted the Restoring Honor rally on the anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s historic “I Have a Dream” speech.  Stephen Colbert followed suit by announcing his March to Keep Fear Alive.  From a strictly comedic standpoint, neither Stewart nor Colbert are averse to generating laughs, and an “event” like this, whether real or just another joke, would have made excellent laughs at Glenn Beck’s expense.

Come October 30, a crowd of hundreds of thousands arrive on the National Mall.  I am not among that crowd, because, as Stewart himself would have said, “You have shit to do.”  After arriving back at the house and explaining to my mom just why it was called the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear," I did manage to catch the last hour and a half.  And I think it's safe to say that it's Stewart and Colbert's vision of a "million-moderate march" gone horribly right...

To hardcore fans of Stewart and Colbert (and especially the writer I quoted above), the humor of the rally may seem watered-down in order to appeal to a broader audience, much in the same way Glenn Beck avoided his trademark rhetoric at the Restoring Honor rally.  However, as the fair-weather fan I am, and as oblivious to the happenings of the Daily Show crew as my mom is, it’s safe to say that Stewart managed, if nothing else, to appeal to that broader audience, with celebrity guests ranging from Ozzy Osbourne to Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock to freaking R2-D2.

The Daily Show crew was in top form as they covered the Rally from ground-level.  Special mention goes to the segment with Wyatt Cenac and Jason Jones, the former's "favorable coverage" of the rally contrasting against Jason's virtual war zone.  And then, of course, John Oliver comes to the "rescue"...

Upon my chat at the TV with Mom, it occurs to me that there are still people out there who are ignorant of Stephen Colbert, or at least still think of him as "that other guy."  In the context of this particular blog, I will refer to him as one of "the Daily Show crew," since he got his start on the Daily Show.  And like the rest of them, he was in top form.  He kicks things off from his underground "fear" bunker and just keeps getting funnier from there.  He and Stewart even get their own musical number.  (Don't follow the bouncing ball, though...)

Even with all this fanfare, though, the show still rested chiefly on Stewart's shoulders.  When the man wants to be funny, he's funny, and when the man wants to be serious, he knows how to tug at your heart strings and drive his point home.  His point, of course, being that America is not black and white, and even though we have our disagreements and are not necessarily perfect (or even on time everywhere we go), our strength lies in putting aside our differences and doing "impossible things, every day, that are only made possible through the little, reasonable compromises we all make."

A buddy of mine just noted that the rally is not necessarily life-changing, but "hopefully it'll do something."  It occurs to me that not everyone is going to just "buy" into the rally; much in the same way that guys like me have been groomed for brainless action movies, many people have been groomed against the "liberal media" in general and Stewart and Colbert in particular.  I remember watching the C-SPAN coverage afterward as they answered phone calls, and listening to one caller who noticed an absence of African Americans at the rally.  In other words, he simply saw a rally of the whitest guys around 200,000 strong.  It's a shame he felt that way, but I guess there are some people out there who can't appreciate Stewart's brand of humor.

Some have called it a political event.  Others would call it a matter of entertainment.  Still others would call it a return to America’s core values.  However, such easy delineations and labels miss the point of Stewart’s message entirely.  Many personalities in news and politics would claim to be bipartisan, including Stewart and his various cronies.  However, as Stewart himself said upon his announcement for the rally, "It's gonna be about two to three hours, one Saturday, at our nation's capital in late October, for some nice people, to get together, for fun, maybe some special guests, and some great conversation!  It's gonna be like being in a chat room...but real!"  And isn't that all we really need?

Note:  The Brewsky is an enthusiastic contributor and movie reviewer, except when he feels it is more convenient to review or cover something besides a movie.  After all, he's into movies, but he's not crazy into movies or anything.  Besides, he has all these classes and other stuff to do.  He reviews movies at his convenience, and when he feels the discussion would be appropriate.  Sounds reasonable, huh?